#die polygon.

[sabellart]

bill dying in a glue trap

[ajthecrocodile]

Shattered, broken, not yet dead

I’m fine

*starts bawling my eyes out*

[v-arbellanaris]

not a polycule not a love triangle but a third worse thing (leliana/evadne/morrigan)

[wolfsplosion]

I thought so long and hard about this please clap (x)

[70snasagay]

i had a dream that patrick gill died and the polygon fandom was meming the hell out of it just absolutely tasteless immediately the day after his passing

[summerhighlandfalls]

I was going to go on a g&g reblogging spree but my chest is actually hurting from how happy and sad seeing those clips again is making me. I can’t even express my emotions about it right now. What I will say is that I feel a deep spiritual bond with the person in the tags of that post that said Pat Gill was their gay awakening

[chipped-chimera]

Can everyone please do this? Can we have a cascade mass exodus off that fucking cesspit wiki I am on my knees BEGGING

[diamondzart]

I 3D MODELED KIWI SNIPER YES

That artwork by @redmarqar made me lose my shit and I realized that if I don’t turn him into a low-poly 3D thingy right here and now I’d DIE on spot. So I sat down and made this in one evening!

🎷You spin me right round baby right round~~~

🔧Blender 3.6, Eevee render engine. 422 polygons (802 tris). I'm so proud ahaha

If this gets recognition I may even decide to rig and animate him... So please, if you like it, reblogs appreciated!!!

[jakeotters]

Requesting a one shot or head cannons of Scott with a girl that matches his sass and wit 👀

this man doesn’t need to be fixed, he just needs someone to match his freak <3

Can’t Get Enough (scott miller x reader)

warnings: swearing, scott has an attitude but what else is new

a/n: couldn’t resist making this into a drabble. scott and reader have feelings for each other but are too shy to say it (awwww)

my inbox is open for requests! rules for requests are on my pinned post :)

“The cell to the east has better numbers.”

Scott looked at you, his arms folded across his chest. His usual emotionless and flat expression sat on his face. You hated it.

“The cell to the east is running into low instability and being choked out by its own outflow. It’ll die before we get to it. It’d make more sense to chase the western cell.”

You looked up from the tablet that sat in your hands. His eyes weren’t covered by his sunglasses like they normally were. His dark hair was hidden under the hat he always wore, his shirt was neatly tucked in and buttoned up, minus a few buttons at the top, exposing the top of his black undershirt. He was tall, his muscular form hovered over you. You hated how attractive he was, you hated how a guy so pretty could be such an asshole.

“Fine. Whatever. Let’s go.”

Scott practically snatched the tablet out of your hands, huffing as he walked towards your shared vehicle. He should’ve hated how you were always right, how you always matched his attitude, but he loved it. He loved hearing your sarcastic remarks towards him, how you rolled your eyes at everything he’d say.

You got in the passenger seat of the car, waiting as Scott climbed in and started the ignition. You could smell his cologne, it was almost intoxicating. You could hear the smack of his gum with every movement of his jaw. You watched his eyes on the road in front of him, the way his throat moved when he would swallow. You hated how attractive he was.

When a red square popped up on the radar screen that was pulled up on the laptop in front of you, you couldn’t help the cocky smile that formed on your lips. You’d never felt so proud to see the words ‘Tornado Warning’ when you hovered the mouse cursor over the polygon.

“So much for the eastern cell, Miller.”

“Fuck off.”

The words were short and direct. Scott clenched his jaw and an irritated sigh fell from his lips. You always assumed he hated the nickname you’d given him, but what you didn’t know was just how much he liked when you said his name, how much he liked how your lips twisted into that stupid smile when you knew you were right.

He couldn’t get enough of you.

[spiritcc]

RATING ALL FROGWARES WATSONS BY LOOKS ONLY

the mystery of the mummy

w-

waist snatched. shoulders broad. lestrade uh *googles* is not him

3/10 *to the side* are you sure this is the right characte-

the case of the silver earring

ough.....

his sadness and internal confusion have captivated me enough to grab my forehead and suppress a sob. you cant lose it before your patient, after all...

even his head looks like he had a lobotomy why is this al-

5/10.... crying...

awakened/lupin/jack the ripper

he is done being a victim but there is just not enough polygons in his body to protect him

the neutral photoshop gray outfit is not helping his case either

6/10 slightly better than before. but cardboard-level excitement

testament of sherlock holmes/crimes and punishments

my lord if it isnt a highly esteemed gentleman right here

determination in his gaze, silver in his brow, a Thought on his face. as beautiful as the day he was born

beautiful warm lighting illuminating my man to new heights

david burke/10

the devils daughter

aH

feels like watching a man relapse. this is the bad ending

his character was genuinely nice and pleasant in the game itself, he was lovely. obviously to compensate for the cards that life has dealt him with everything else

barbershop ass. 2015/10 for the year this fashion had to die in

chapter one/awakened

i am going to hunt you like a lowland gorilla this is getting intervention worthy

he is now literally sick and requires CPS involvement

THE FUCKING TEXTURESSS THE SIN OF 14FPS DRAGON AGE INQUISITION

0/10. holmes only took him in because he resembled his literal imaginary friend named jon whom he killed fight club style. this is real.

this cant continue like this. frogwares' cheese had slipped off they damn sandwich. we need to rescue this

dai gyakuten saiban/the great ace attorney

holy shitttt shittddd holy shitttt holyyyyyyy shidddddd

japanese watson with both cultures preserved OUGHHHHHH

the gray. my god the gray.

OUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

100/10 YUJIN MIKOTOBA 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[rekino2114]

So I’ve recently fallen deeply mad in love with Ena (the blue/yellow polygon gal-) and I can’t stop thinking about her (I won’t apologize for it though she’s amazing and neat-)

If I may, can I ask for Ena x male reader where reader is hard crushing on all forms of Ena and it’s pretty obvious that he loves her, but can’t bring himself to tell her since he doesn’t know how she’ll react

You crushing on ena

Pairing:ena x male reader

A/n:You don't need to apologize. ena is indeed very awesome and cool. Sidenote but I am obsessed with the idea of ena having more forms than the ones we see so I might make a post detailing some fanmade ones I've seen around,with the reader of course let me know if you'd like that

"Come on, dude, just tell her"

"No, who knows what might happen"

You're currently talking to your friend moony about your crush on your mutual friend ena

"The worst she can say is no"

"That's a factually wrong statement for most people, but especially for ena, with how many forms she has, I might get punched in the face or she'll start crying and wallowing in self pity"

"You're such a coward, man"

"Listen, ena is like one the best friends I ever had, I can't risk losing her friendship. She's the best"

"If you don't tell her I will"

"Don't you dare-

You were interrupted by the voice of your crush approaching you

"Ah here are my two bestest friends in the entirety of this digital plane, how are you good chums?"

"Oh hey I-na me and y/n here were talking about you actually"

"Oh is that true? I hope you were spreading good word of me then"

"Oh, trust me, he definitely has~"

"SORRYINEEDTOGOBYE"

You were very embarrassed at the possibility of your crush being revealed and decided to run away from your friends while blushing

"Waaaahh y/n hates me"

Your sudden leave caused ena to glitch and turn into her sad form while crying on the ground

"I can't bwame him, evewyone should hate me, I'm howwible,howwbile, I should just die"

"Geez what a crybaby, y/n loves you like love-loves you"

"*sniffle* w-weally?"

"Yeah, dummy, you didn't know? It's sooooo obvious. He always blushes when he's near you and don't you see how he always comforts whenever you get like this? That's l-o-v-e"

After hearing her friend's words the polygonal girl stood up and went back to her normal form

"Oh such splendid news, I must go confess to y/n this instant"

"Wait, you like him too?"

"Indeed, I have had hidden feelings for him for quite a while. Whenever I'm around him, my face turns pink, and I can't help but want to fill him with compliments and physical contact, at first I didn't know what this feeling was but now I believe it is love"

"Pffffft whatever vena just leave me out of your lovey-dovey loser stuff"

"Do not fret, I will go talk to y/n now. Hopefully, the next time we meet, I will have a romantic partner"

Ena left the scene and practically teleported to where you were sitting, still embarrassed at yourself and a bit angry at moony

"E-ena, I'm really sorry for running away"

"Salutations, my dear companion, do not worry about that. Please don't stand there being unhappy, I have some splendid news I think you'll enjoy hearing"

"What is it?"

" I have an announcement:I.....believe I have feelings for you....feelings of love""

"......really?""

"Precisely, I do, every time I'm near you, I feel something beyond happiness, and with my friend moony's help, I understood that it was love"

"I-i don't know what to say ena, I love you too"

"Oh happy days, might I suggest that we enter a relationship then?"

"Of course I'd love to be your boyfriend"

Ena smiled happily before avoiding your eyes and blushing (she blushes two different colors on her two sides)

"Wonderful......could we perhaps formalize our relationship with a kiss?"

"*giggle* yes if you'd like"

You approached ena's lips and kissed her (I just realized she only has a mouth on her yellow side and doesn't really have lips....uhhh, I dunno I guess you could still kiss her like that, her anatomy is weird anyway it doesn't have to be realistic)

"That felt so so amazing, thank you so much my dear"

"You don't need to thank me, it felt great for me too"

Suddenly, ena hugged you, and you did the same. Despite her polygonal body, she actually felt very soft and nice to lean against, and so you did. You stayed like this enjoying your newfound love with your new girlfriend.

[kitkinnie]

games w. species euphoria

please don't spoil any of the games with stories in the replies or reblogs!

Ori and the Blind Forest - felinekin, maybe some kind of fae or angel kin too ori is very good little creature design and it moves around so fluidly but there's zero customization, if you vibe with ori it's great and if you don't, might not be for you. it's a puzzle platformer similar gameplay-wise to hollow knight (but not as difficult)

Hollow Knight - bugkin, ghostkin, voidkin difficult but very pretty and atmospheric. i've played some of it before getting stuck/being unable to progress because i'm not good at video game. hard platformer with boss fights.

Stray - robotkin, catkin this is one i've been meaning to play for ages (and haven't gotten around to pirating yet, cough) Stray is a 3d game set in a cyberpunk/sci fi world. You play as a tabby cat trying to find its way back to its home and it looks stunning. I assume the story is great, too.

Roblox Creatures of Sonaria - there are so many creature designs there you're bound to find something that's youcore their colors can be customized. It's a multiplayer survival game so it's more stressful than the other games on this list, you gotta be trying not to die the whole time

Animal Jam Classic / Animal Jam Play Wild - lots of real world animals you can dress up and change the colors and patterns of your animals. ajc is in 2d and ajpw is in 3d and has more animal options, but i find ajpw really confusing personally.

William and Sly/William and Sly 2 - foxkin old flash games available as a set on steam, a quest platformer where you run around a pretty forest environment as a red fox and find various things. the music is lovely, both games have a great atmosphere, played it a ton as kid on armor games. i dont think i ever even finished either game i just loved running around as sly (in the second game there are also little kitten-fairies that you can collect and that follow you around)

Postmouse - mousekin free on steam, 3d puzzle platformer where you're a mouse that delivers letters. it can get a little obtuse and confusing at times which is why i never finished it, but it's very charming and free to play! you run around all these huge and pretty environments as a fancy-dressed little mouse .

Lost Dream 1 and 2 - foxkin abstract/stylized/polygonal walking simulator where you play as a red fox. doesn't seem to be much story and the reviews are mixed because walking sims like this need to be like, your cup of tea.

Spyro Reignited - dragonkin of course had to mention such an OG dragon game. never played it but like, it's spyro. cartoony 3d platformer in a fantasy environment.

Oneshot - catkin pixel rpg where you play as a cat child and the gimmick is that you only have one life. the steam page tags it as story rich and having multiple endings/story choices you can make, and the graphics are beautiful, the whole game seems to be made of dark colors and poppy accents

Honorable Mentions:

Way to the Woods - an in-development 3d game where you play as a deer and fawn exploring different enviroments.

The Isle - an early access survival MMO where you play as a dinosaur and try to stay alive.

feel free to add more in reblogs, i know i'm missing a lot of classics but i'm getting tired

[stars-n-spice]

TBB x Sonic FanDub (Pt. 1?)

So how about that Sonic 3 trailer, huh?

Anywho, some Bad Batch (& Co.) as Sonic Fandub quotes that I quote religiously.

Hunter: Well, I'm not a gamer so maybe that means they'll respect me.

Phee: ...

Phee: That just makes you a beta cuck.

Tech: I need to update my audio equipment.

Tech: *cocks gun*

Tech: I have updated my audio equipment.

Hemlock: How many times are you going to run??? I've captured you 17 different times!!

Omega: ...

Omega: I feel like it's going to be at least 18.

Rampart: You have 13 seconds before you both fucking explode you HOT TOPIC wannabe and you BLUE GUMBALL son of a bitch!

Crosshair: 🙄

Tay: 🤨

Rampart: You've done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both die!

Cross and Tay: 😏

Emerie: So...this is the fabled "Tilted Towers..."

Echo: Oh my god. You can tell you're white.

Wrecker: I can't believe your tits are one polygon!

Khea: ...

Tech (has been away from Phee for less than 10 minutes): I miss my wife, vod. I miss her a lot.

Crosshair: ...

CX-2: In your future it looks like you'll kiss seven girls...How lucky for you...

Crosshair: Jokes on you...If you were a true copy of me you'd know I'm gay!

Echo: Can you guys not have relationship issues while I'm on the phone with Rex?

[theriddlersunderwear]

MORE QUOTES

Lucifer: “Sam, it's me. The Devil. I'm here to convince you to do sin. Come with me, steal candy from babies and small businesses.”

Sam: “I will never do such a thing! I'll sin my own way!”

Lucifer: “OK bye.”

(Explosion)

Sam: “OKAY I'LL SIN I'LL SIN–”

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Ketch: “New idea: adultery.”

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Dean: “I need to update my audio equipment.” (Cocks gun) “I have updated my audio equipment.”

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Lucifer: “I'm about to become the one thing more powerful than Jesus Christ. The President of the United States!”

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Gabriel: (solemnly) “He thinks I'm a… pervert now.”

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Crowley: “Good job, you've earned 16 sin points.”

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Chuck: “Aye, bing bong. You're doing a bad job.”

Sam: “I know I'm doing a bad job!”

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Metatron: “I am a gamer and I am in Hell.”

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Benny: “The ultimate evil.”

Dean: “Gambling.”

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Gabriel: (appearing out of nowhere) “Ding-a-ling cocksucker.”

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Amara: “You know what? Fuck you, you're going to space.”

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Crowley: (to Dean) “Do you know what a logistic issue it is when you destroy Hell? THAT'S MY HOUSE.”

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Gabriel: “AND SHE HAD A DIAMOND IN HER VAGINA?!”

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Belphegor: “I can't believe your tits are one polygon.”

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Michael: (about Adam) “Now I can carry around my boyfriend wherever I want.”

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Jack: “Whattya know… three. That's how old I am.”

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Sam: “Dad, I have something to tell you.”

Bobby: “What is it sweet angel, darling eh– butter biscuit, honeysuckle, love of my life, noodle… spaghetti (wheeze) sauce?”

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Belphegor: “I've ate nothing but drywall the past three years.”

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Lucifer: “There's a lot of sin in this w– is that an alien?”

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Lucifer: “Hi Sammy… it's me…. The Devil. I looooveee youuuu… I'm having so much fun with youuuu…”

Sam: “Thank you?”

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Nick: “I can die happy tomorrow!”

Mary: “T-tomorrow?”

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Dean: “You're an asshole, man.”

Crowley: “You are what you eat, Squirrel.”

Dean: “WHAT.”

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Michael: “PSYCHIC. ATTACK. FUCK YOU.”

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John: “WHAT? YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE! KETCH. KETCH COME BACK. WHAT THE FU–”

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Chuck: (to Metatron) “Where are you going you cucker?”

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Castiel: (calling Jody) “911 I've been atta–HUUGHDDD”

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Gabriel: “You over there–shut up! And you over there–take off my pants!”

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Jack: “I have a question for you. If I gave Dean 15 apples, and Sam gave Dean another 16, and Sunny took away 3… my question is, what is the total mass of the sun?”

[borom1r]

ps2 boromir noooooooooo…..

me too bestie

[sm64mario]

It's always been a symbiotic relationship.

Wake up. Enter the castle. Collect stars. Defeat Bowser. Rescue the Princess.

Once you cut out the filler, this is Mario's day job. Every day for the near three decades, this had been Mario's life. Yes, there were hiccups - game overs, frame drops, freezes, crashes - but as long as there was a guiding hand leading him every step of the way, the mighty plumber would never die, as he was too determined and unyielding to the forces that sought to destroy him.

Besides, he could never truly 'die'. Lives were plentiful, Continues were infinite, and as a fictional entity Mario enjoyed a particularly simple existance; living in your head rent free. What was once a conglomerate of polygons and textures has successfully imprinted itself as a living, breathing human in the minds of billions. Not to imply this was bad, of course! Mario's a stand up guy! He fights for justice and equality and all that jazz!

Mario kind of expected the rest of the cast to follow him eventually! Toad, Koopa the Quick, Peach... even some of the foes like King Bob-omb or Bowser. The only person with a hint of awareness over their true situation was Yoshi, on account of his important task of relaying a message from The Creators, but Mario could never get much out of that dinosaur before he'd hop off. It bothered the plumber. Something felt missing.

Every day, Mario would wake up, do his duty, and then... what? Eat a cake? He wasn't getting any fatter - or thinner, before you bring up the exercise. The Princess was always kidnapped the next day, and the game would begin anew. Today was no different! Mario hopped out of the pipe in the Castle Courtyard, walked over the bridge, and the front door's missing.

The front door's missing?

"...Hm?" The plumber approached carefully, tapping the wall where it should be with his blocky fist as if it would 'open sesame'. It did not. Perplexed, Mario found himself hesitant to decide what to do next, which was unusual for him, considering how headstrong he usually was. He stepped back out into the open field and paused, shifting his head left and right as if looking around to gauge interest.

Subtle.